This is the conversation that occurred at our house on Tuesday:
Mommy: Reagan! You HAVE GOT to start sitting on the potty correctly! Everytime I sit down after you, I get pee-pee all over me!
Reagan: (shrugging) Well, sorry. Sometimes that happens. (pause) But sometimes I DO sit right. I guess I just need to get my potty license.
Good thing I was ON the potty..I would have peed myself laughing if not!